What a Facebook Addiction Meeting would be like:
me: Hi, my name is Susan.
group: Hi Susan.
me: I used to be a myspace user. I would change my background, update my music, leave comments, but I wanted more. Then I heard about facebook.
me: All my friends had an account, and I thought, why not give it a try. At first, I wasn't impressed. I didn't like not being able to personalize my page. But then, I discovered games and the ability to 'poke' people. I developed a feeling that I was interactioning with friends I haven't seen in years. I was now joining their mafia, lending a hand on their farm, and pledging in their sorority.
me: Now, I have to have my facebook. I have to update my status. I have to let my friends know that I went to the gym, came home, ate dinner, and then went to sleep. I have to help my mafia fight, fertilize my fellow farmers' crops, and organize an event to impress my sorority.
group: We know, girl, we know. (all nodding their heads in agreement)
me: So, that is why I am here tonight. I have a facebook addiction. I need help.
group: (still nodding in agreement)